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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 Welcome to Oklahoma State: Vote Republican
Justin Akers
Daily O'Collegiam Opinion Columnist
This semester will be an eventful one. For some of you, that means lots of sex and drugs in the new dorms. For those of us who have chosen the straight and narrow, it means an election in November, an ongoing conflict between Israel and Lebanon and the war in Iraq.
I’m not here to tell you the news — that’s what Fox News is for. I’m not here to tell you who to vote for — that’s what Republican Party chairman Ken Mehlman is for.
What I am here to tell you is that the Democratic Party is beyond redemption, and if you just turned 18 and you’re ready to get out and rock the vote, I suggest you stay home this November, unless you plan on voting Republican. If you live in the new dorms you probably won’t have time to vote anyway, what with all the promiscuous sex and drugs.
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Posted at 8/22/2006 09:34:00 AM
 
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